Welcome To Our Town

Welcome to our sirens that scream through the nights to assure you that although crime is happening at an alarming rate, there is always someone trying to get there.

Welcome to our streets scattered with litter and potholes, our tyres will be on double yellow lines and yours will be avoiding the broken bottles.

Welcome to our hospital with our emergency department, the place to be on a Saturday night, from a stomach pump that can’t be beaten to stitches for the story you will never remember.

Welcome to our parks, the perfect toilet for your dog during the day and during the night you will love the experience of drinking cheap cider, and don’t forget your hood.

Welcome to our statistics, top of the table at underage pregnancy, HIV and AIDS, unemployment and we are all pulling together to get hold of that elusive knife crime title.

Welcome to our town, Welcome to our pit, we won’t even change charge you, you’re welcome to it.